Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Jerry McGuire Scene in Passive Voice

Jerry: Your getting rid of me will not be allowed by me. How about that? Tonight, a very big night was had by our company, our little business. But it wasn’t complete. It wasn’t even close to being in the same vicinity as complete because my ability to share it with you was not able to be had. Without you, the ability to laugh about it was not had by me. My wife is missed by me. My wife is missed… by me. You are loved by me. I am completed by you.

Dorothy: Your ability to shut up is demanded by me. I was had by you at “hello.”

1 comment:

rhetorissa said...

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